You’ve never been good at taking orders. Not from anyone. You’ve even been known to argue with the calendar. You often forget birthdays (sometimes even your own) and deliberately ignore some holidays too. But if you see something you know would bring a smile to the face of a loved one on a random afternoon, you’ll mortgage the house to get it. And when someone you love needs some TLC, like now, for example, you’ll treat them so well they’ll think they’re the one who forgot the holiday.

Your unique take on events makes people laugh. A wicked sense of humor is extremely sexy, and you’ll find that someone very intriguing has noticed yours. You’re hilarious without even trying.

Relationship woes float in and out of your life like the tides. Ride the wave, working with the natural course of love instead of against it. Let the Universe do all the heavy lifting.

You don’t have to be an opportunist to get ahead today. Chances are dropping before you like pennies from heaven. You’d be a fool not to scoop some up while you’re out and about.