Think before you speak today, because you could be revealing a secret without meaning to. In fact, if you’re not sure that you’re authorized to discuss this classified piece of information, you may want to double check before you spill the beans — or you can just opt not to say anything at all. That way, you’ll be absolutely sure, and you won’t have to risk anyone being angry about it.

If life is a stage, why do you insist on being the costume assistant instead of the star? Today, break from your usual character and act a role worthy of an award. Make sure to add a steamy love scene.

You were only having fun. You didn’t mean to hurt anyone. Your partner, however, has a different spin on recent events. Although it’s important to apologize, you must forgive yourself. You didn’t know.

The day is like a bizarre performance that you can hardly wait to be done with. But by the time it’s over, you’ll be having the time of your life and wishing it would never end. Life can be confusing — and annoying — that way.