Modesty doesn’t look as good on you as you might think, so what’s with the “aw, shucks” attitude? Your latest achievement deserves a lot more attention than it’s getting, so find a way to drum up some press coverage today. No one is going to sing your praises right now except you. If you want to get the credit you deserve, you should spread the word. Don’t worry about people thinking you’re boasting. They’d be boasting if they did what you did, too!

Writing a dating profile is like using a search engine: the more specific you are, the more accurate the results. Spend some time crafting yours to attract exactly what you’re looking for. You may turn up fewer hits, but the ones you get will be just what you wantr.

Sizzler isn’t just a restaurant, silly. It’s what you and your partner will be calling each other after the end of today. Things are going to be hot. Have plenty of ice on hand.

Your motives may be purely selfish, but the results come off as generous. Don’t bother setting the record straight. Any changes to how others see you now could upset your financial apple cart.