It’s wise not to expect too much of people today. You’ll finally be forced to acknowledge that not everyone has the common good on their agenda. Too much laziness, jealousy, and scheming is going on and you don’t feel comfortable trusting anyone, especially if they’re new. Stick with the people you know and love the most, and stay close to home if you can. It’s not an ideal time for adventuring.

Pay attention to quirky nuances when you’re going through online profiles. Reread the ones you glossed over before. Don’t be surprised if something brilliant jumps out at you.

Take a little extra care when e-mailing or texting your partner during the day. They’re liable to take something the wrong way. By tonight, they may be offering you some extra support or TLC.

It’s an after school special. If you insist on spending, no matter what your balance is, then reality is going to teach you a few lessons you won’t enjoy learning. Consider it adult education.