Being patient has never been on your list of virtues, but you’ve never wanted it to be either. You could be even a bit less patient for the next several days, though, and with good reason. Murphy’s Law is going to be in full effect, and your best bet is to always have alternate plans figured out and ready to go. And be eminently patient.

You know that talk is cheap, and with some people, it’s definitely worth less than others. You may need to politely excuse yourself from some online or in-person conversations.

You’re feeling slow, sweet, and gentle. It’s a very different side of your personality, but it’s still a recognizable part of you. If your partner wonders what’s the matter, nothing is. You’re just fine and mellow.

You’re learning things the easy way instead of the hard way today. Not only is it more fun — it’s more profitable. It doesn’t take a loss to figure out what not to do after all.