Keep your wits about you now and pay attention! You could find yourself smack in the middle of a juicy situation, and you’ll need to follow the action closely. It shouldn’t be too difficult, though, because things are going to be pretty entertaining! The small details of this exchange will be hilarious to you. People don’t realize how silly they can be. This event has the makings of a very good story you can tell your friends someday.

Your blade’s a little rusty and dull. When was the last time you sharpened it? No wonder your game is totally off. Devote at least an hour to yourself today to rejuvenate and revitalize. Take a deep breath and consider your next move.

Brainstorming with your partner on future career choices shouldn’t be a struggle. Toss ideas back and forth without initially shooting them down. Be open to new ideas and wacky theories.

You’re ambitious and qualified, not to mention smarter than the average bear, and yet you just can’t reach that carrot on a stick. That’s the entire point, Pisces. Accept that and move on to something obtainable.