Heaven help anyone who messes around with someone you love. You not only won’t stand for it — you’ll cut them to ribbons for even thinking about it. They’ll definitely take off with their talk between their knees. Just try to go easy on anyone who’s less well armed than you are in the verbal decimation department — which includes just about everyone, come to think of it.

Your day job, or maybe bigger career issues, almost certainly come first today, without much energy left over for your love life. You’re single, so you can just go home and veg out in your PJs.

You could be so focused on getting things exactly right that you neglect the things that are just good enough. Try to open up a little bit. See if you can enjoy your smaller successes.

You’re sick of being treated like a doormat, but the alternatives could be even worse. In fact, you have the distinct feeling that you’re on the edge of the gangplank looking down into shark-infested waters. Shudder, reposition your imaginary eye patch and get back to work.