You’ve been dealing with the erratic, unusual behavior of friends, neighbors and family members for days now. You’re tired of it, and you’re just about done with babysitting them. You’re even ready to mention that. Good for you. Now, since it’s Saturday, you can probably find a place to hide that’s anything but boring — oh, and someone to hide with, no doubt about that. In the meantime, get through the day, and think about tonight.

Words flow easily for the time being, so this a good time to update your profile. Make it stand out with some offbeat, unique details. The more creative you are, the more likely you are to attract the right people.

You’re the sort that would rather hear the simple truth than have things sugarcoated. Fortunately, you can count on your partner to tell it to you straight. You know you’re getting the real deal.

The effort you’re putting into something is starting to seem surreal. Your entire day may feel more like a bad dream than reality. Force yourself to keep wading on instead of quitting even if it feels like time to cut your losses.