It seems that the heavens have decided to pass out coupons redeemable for a veritable arsenal of verbal weapons. Interestingly enough, the offer is only good for your sign. Needless to say, you should be very careful if you decide to accept the offer and even more careful when deciding where and when to put them to use. Basically, you’ll have the verbal ability to decimate anyone who even mildly disagrees with you. It’s up to you to draw the line where it should be drawn.

Things have a sweet tendency to fall right into place today — career goals, friendly plans and even your love life. Don’t hesitate to start new conversations with people or even ask them out — you’re hard to resist.

Today, you’re in a really good place for quietly sitting down and tapping into some of the more ethereal elements of life. What feelings are floating around? What do they look like? How do they smell, taste, feel?

You’ll find an odd spot to have dinner, and an even more unusual site to speak your mind. But both will go smoothly, once you open your wallet that is. Don’t be stingy.