You’re a big fan of blunt honesty and the naked truth. If you think it, you’re likely to say it without censoring it for your audience. Luckily, you run with a crowd that has a sense of the absurd. Keep in mind that not everyone in the world appreciates your finely tuned sense of humor. If you were to refine this approach, imagine how many more people you could reach.

You’ve put your energy out there, you’ve asked that cutie out, but you keep getting the “I’m busy” routine. It might be time to just move on. Focus your energy on someone who can reciprocate.

New beginnings are in store for you, and something big gets its start today. Look for your relationship to move into a new direction. Something you’ve been wishing for is about to come true.

Your intuition informs everything you do today, from picking winners to ordering soup. If you could know with this level of certainty every day you could retire early. Enjoy it while it lasts.